Gardening Grumbler Pillows

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

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Irritable trowel syndrome.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

Le Bolshie Chef.

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"Perfect weather,wounderful food...and it all distracted me from spending the whole day at my computer terminal!"

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

Man kicking an exclamation mark.

"Waiter, will this meal be much longer? That's the third time you've replaced my candle!"

Permanently Offended By Something

'I know it's the thought that counts, it's just I didn't realise a human was capable of thinking so low!'

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

'I never thought Ms. Wilson would use the letters of the alphabet against me.'

"Nobody likes a know-it-all"

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