Grape Grumbler Pillows

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

"...And perhaps Sir would care to look at the whine list..."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

Le Bolshie Chef.

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

"Perfect weather,wounderful food...and it all distracted me from spending the whole day at my computer terminal!"

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'I hate Mondays!'

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

'I know it's the thought that counts, it's just I didn't realise a human was capable of thinking so low!'

"Waiter, will this meal be much longer? That's the third time you've replaced my candle!"

Permanently Offended By Something

Man kicking an exclamation mark.

'I never thought Ms. Wilson would use the letters of the alphabet against me.'

"Nobody likes a know-it-all"