Air Travel Grumbler Gifts

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

Boring and unnecessary meetings

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'Mum! Mum!... My egg's gone all runny!'

Le Bolshie Chef.

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

"The sooner they take you off vice patrols the better."

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

"Perfect weather,wounderful food...and it all distracted me from spending the whole day at my computer terminal!"

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

'Irritable bowl syndrome'

"Teaching's a joy until the first bell. Then the whole day's ruined."

"Where's the snooze button on this thing?" "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"

"Whoever invented the obituary page is a real jerk."

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'I hate Mondays!'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'