Government Grumbler Gifts

'I was hoping for a permanent Government shutdown thst included schools.'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Rodin's Irish Judge

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

Sorry, this game is not available in your area

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

IRS: 'Ours and Theirs.'

"Perfect weather,wounderful food...and it all distracted me from spending the whole day at my computer terminal!"

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"Our perks and massively generous pensions don't sit comfortably with my conscience...sacrifices will have to be made!"

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

Civil & Uncivil Servants.

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

Permanently Offended By Something

Man kicking an exclamation mark.