Government Grumbler Mugs

'I was hoping for a permanent Government shutdown thst included schools.'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Rodin's Irish Judge

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

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IRS: 'Ours and Theirs.'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"Perfect weather,wounderful food...and it all distracted me from spending the whole day at my computer terminal!"

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

"Our perks and massively generous pensions don't sit comfortably with my conscience...sacrifices will have to be made!"

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

Civil & Uncivil Servants.

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

Permanently Offended By Something

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

Man kicking an exclamation mark.