Gallery Grumbler Mugs

Rodin's Irish Judge

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Irritable trowel syndrome.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

Le Bolshie Chef.

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

"Perfect weather,wounderful food...and it all distracted me from spending the whole day at my computer terminal!"

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

'I know it's the thought that counts, it's just I didn't realise a human was capable of thinking so low!'

Permanently Offended By Something

'I never thought Ms. Wilson would use the letters of the alphabet against me.'

"Waiter, will this meal be much longer? That's the third time you've replaced my candle!"

"Nobody likes a know-it-all"

Boredband Internet

"...And perhaps Sir would care to look at the whine list..."