Vacation Grumbler Gifts

"Perfect weather,wounderful food...and it all distracted me from spending the whole day at my computer terminal!"

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The Cat's Alarm Clock

Rodin's Irish Judge

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'Mum! Mum!... My egg's gone all runny!'

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

Not a happy camper.

Le Bolshie Chef.

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

Sorry, this game is not available in your area

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"The sooner they take you off vice patrols the better."

"Where's the snooze button on this thing?" "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"

"Whoever invented the obituary page is a real jerk."

'Irritable bowl syndrome'

"Teaching's a joy until the first bell. Then the whole day's ruined."

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

'I hate Mondays!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

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