Morning Grumps Unite Pillows

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

You have the worst spring breath.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'I hate surprises!'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

"Here! Drink your coffee... Honestly, you can be such a bear in the morning!"

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 2

"Dang it."

Alarm clock.

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"He just woke up from hibernation."

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

'Sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.' 'Ahhhhhh!'

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

"OK, now here comes the lava."