Morning Grumps Unite Pillows

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"Here! Drink your coffee... Honestly, you can be such a bear in the morning!"

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

"Dang it."

Alarm clock.

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

"He just woke up from hibernation."

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'