Morning Grump Pillows

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

"Dang it."

"Until I've had my coffee, I'm only capable of talking about coffee."

'Don't get me decaffeinated... you wouldn't like me when I'm decaffeinated!!!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Alarm clock.

'I'm not a morning person. I can't rise until I've had my coffee.'

"I didn't say anything. That was yesterday..."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Never, Ever...make the mistake of setting your alarm for 3:00 a.m. if you intend to get up at 7:00 a.m.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Alarm clock

"Why can't you hide behind a newspaper at breakfast like any normal man?"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

'Oh-oh -- the Cap'n got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!'

Broken Alarm Clock.

Could you call back later? He doesn't even talk to me before 11am.

Tease-Maid - Wakey wakey four-eyes!

'Just ignore him. He can be really frosty first thing in the morning.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I just heard the first x!!xz!! cuckoo!'

'Now who in the world would call me at this time in the morning!'

'Ready for your performance-enhancing drug?'

"Wake up! It's Valentine's Day!"

'Say, I wonder if anyone wants to sleep in'

Sunny side up eggs

Mel wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.

'Man, before your second coffee drinker, you're intolerable in the mornings!'

'For crying out loud, Melanie -- I haven't even had my coffee yet!'

'Here, give me that - You know you don't understand machinery.'

'Prove it's Monday morning!'

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

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