Morning Grumpiness Advocate Pillows

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"You have the Hum bug.'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"Here! Drink your coffee... Honestly, you can be such a bear in the morning!"

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

'Cheer up...'

"Dang it."

Alarm clock.

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

Middle age means a constant struggle not to be irritated by everyone and everything.

"He just woke up from hibernation."

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept