Monday Grumpiness Pillows

'I hate Mondays!'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

"Here! Drink your coffee... Honestly, you can be such a bear in the morning!"

"Dang it."

Alarm clock.

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

"He just woke up from hibernation."

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

Could you call back later? He doesn't even talk to me before 11am.

"Do you ever get that 'Monday morning' feeling?"

"I didn't say anything. That was yesterday..."

"C'mon five more days, just fiiive more days...."