Grumpy Mood Enthusiast Pillows

'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Grumpy old merry men.

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

Grumpy Old Men

'I know how you feel.'

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'Self-help books for cynics'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

'He's in a male 60 panic mode.'

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Uncle Murray Weekly

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Bakery Window: Cross Buns and Cross Gingerbread Men!

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

Proud to be a senior citizen and Just give me my damn discount T-Shirts.