Grumpy Mood Enthusiast Prints

'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Grumpy old merry men.

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

Grumpy Old Men

'I know how you feel.'

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

"Actually, lactose is the only thing Herb isn't intolerant of."

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'Self-help books for cynics'

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

'He's in a male 60 panic mode.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."

Bakery Window: Cross Buns and Cross Gingerbread Men!

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

Proud to be a senior citizen and Just give me my damn discount T-Shirts.