Grumpy Mood Humorist Prints

'I know how you feel.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Grumpy old merry men.

Old Man Journal

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

Grumpy Old Men

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

'Self-help books for cynics'

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

Don't walk while cross.

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Oh, my arthurs a breeder too, contempt mainly!"

"We managed to resuscitate him, but he's still very critical."

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."

Bakery Window: Cross Buns and Cross Gingerbread Men!

'Don't you snap at me, mister!'

"Everything okay, Wilson?"