Monday Grumpiness Gifts

'I hate Mondays!'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

You have the worst spring breath.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

"Here! Drink your coffee... Honestly, you can be such a bear in the morning!"

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

"Dang it."

Alarm clock.

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

"He just woke up from hibernation."

'Sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.' 'Ahhhhhh!'

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

Al's Breakfast Diner. No conversation, please -- The left side of my brain doesn't kick in till my second cup.

Could you call back later? He doesn't even talk to me before 11am.

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."

"Do you ever get that 'Monday morning' feeling?"

"I didn't say anything. That was yesterday..."

Mel wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.