Morning Grump Sympathizer Gifts

"Here! Drink your coffee... Honestly, you can be such a bear in the morning!"

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

Broken Alarm Clock.

You have the worst spring breath.

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'I hate surprises!'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

'Cheer up...'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

"Dang it."

Alarm clock.

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

Middle age means a constant struggle not to be irritated by everyone and everything.

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

"He just woke up from hibernation."

'Sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.' 'Ahhhhhh!'