Morning Grumps Gifts

'BZZZ. . . Don't bother setting it for Monday. You won't be waking up here.'

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Broken Alarm Clock.

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

"Here! Drink your coffee... Honestly, you can be such a bear in the morning!"

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"Dang it."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

Alarm clock.

'I don't think there actually is a right side of the bed for you to wake up on, Dear!'

"He just woke up from hibernation."

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"