Morning Grumps Gifts

'BZZZ. . . Don't bother setting it for Monday. You won't be waking up here.'

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

You have the worst spring breath.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'I hate surprises!'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"Here! Drink your coffee... Honestly, you can be such a bear in the morning!"

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

"Dang it."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

Alarm clock.

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

'I don't think there actually is a right side of the bed for you to wake up on, Dear!'

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"