Morning Grumblers Club Gifts

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Back to work...

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Cereal Tasting.

"How about a little more coffee?"

You have the worst spring breath.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'Gravity wins - again.'

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"Here! Drink your coffee... Honestly, you can be such a bear in the morning!"

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

"Dang it."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

Alarm clock.

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"He just woke up from hibernation."

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'