Morning Strugglers United Gifts

Whack Your Alarm Clock

Back to work...

"How about a little more coffee?"

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

Alarm

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

'Was the class too early for you?'

Eye Opener

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Monday 5:30 am

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

'Was the interview too early for you?'

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

George was not a morning person.

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

'Quick, the coffee!'

'Mum! Mum!... My egg's gone all runny!'

Instant human... just add coffee

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'