
"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."
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"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."
Back to work...
"How about a little more coffee?"
"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"
Mom bought the wrong flakes
"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"
I am coffee and I need more coffee
"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."
'Gravity wins - again.'
'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'
"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."
'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'
Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.
"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'
"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."
'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'
'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'
"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."
'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'
'Was the class too early for you?'
Eye Opener
Alarm
In the Days Before Coffee
Monday Checklist.
"Don't you have a snooze button?"
"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."
'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'
"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."
"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."
'Was the interview too early for you?'
"One of you will have to remain behind."
Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.
Monday 5:30 am
"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."
George was not a morning person.
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