Morning Struggle Advocate Gifts

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

Back to work...

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'Was the class too early for you?'

Eye Opener

Yeti/Not Yeti

In the Days Before Coffee

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'Did I wake up feeling grumpy this morning?... No, I let him sleep!'

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

Alarm

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

Monday 5:30 am

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

'Was the interview too early for you?'

"One of you will have to remain behind."

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

Little known fact #144: Women named 'Dawn' can legally punch the head off of every seventh person who makes an 'up at the crack of Dawn' joke. The odds are in your favor; but are you feeling lucky, punk?

George was not a morning person.

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."