Morning Struggle Advocate Pillows

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

Back to work...

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Alarm

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

Eye Opener

In the Days Before Coffee

Yeti/Not Yeti

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

'Did I wake up feeling grumpy this morning?... No, I let him sleep!'

'Was the class too early for you?'

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"One of you will have to remain behind."

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

Little known fact #144: Women named 'Dawn' can legally punch the head off of every seventh person who makes an 'up at the crack of Dawn' joke. The odds are in your favor; but are you feeling lucky, punk?

George was not a morning person.

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

'Was the interview too early for you?'

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

Monday 5:30 am