Morning Struggle Enthusiast Gifts

Rise and shine

Back to work...

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Running Latte

"How about a little more coffee?"

1,572 Performances.

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'Do you want toast with that?'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

'Gravity wins - again.'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Good coffee."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

In the Days Before Coffee

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

Alarm

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

'Was the class too early for you?'