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Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Running Latte

"How about a little more coffee?"

1,572 Performances.

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'Do you want toast with that?'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I'm more of a day owl."

Good Morning Britain

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Good coffee."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

In the Days Before Coffee

'Was the class too early for you?'

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'