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"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."

Medusa, first thing in the morning.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Back to work...

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

I hate monday mornings.

"How about a little more coffee?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

'Gravity wins - again.'

"Awake and doing great"

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

'Wednesday wave.'

Alarm

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

"Stu's not a morning person."

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

'Was the class too early for you?'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

In the Days Before Coffee