Morning Meal Warrior T-Shirts

"Are you ready to pound down some breakfast?"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

I hate monday mornings.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"Awake and doing great"

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

Little Dark Specks

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

"It's blank!!"

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

Cactus Alarm.

In Tray and Out Tray

And as the chrysalis emerged from its nest, she is forced to shed the final layers of her cocoon and brave the world at last.

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

Centurion with an empty plate.

Amazing new parenting methods...No. 94, preventing obesity.

Bathroom Fashion