Morning Meal Adventurer T-Shirts

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Garlic Free Zone.

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"A table in Siberia, please."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Cooking Tip # 23: If at first you don't succeed, feed it to the cat."

'Your bill sir.'

Beef Wellingtons

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

Arabian Cuisine

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Baking

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiters attention."

"...And just what is wrong with deviled ham and deviled eggs?"

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

'Anchovies.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

"Welp, where else do you wanna eat?"

"Y a qué de la salade?"

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'