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Golfing break at the office

'So, THIS, Hopkins, is what you do on your lunch hours!'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"A table in Siberia, please."

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Today: Tomato Surprise. Of course the tomato surprise doesn't impress you, sir … You’re not a tomato.

'Your bill sir.'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiters attention."

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

'Anchovies.'

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"I leave you now in the expert hands of our wine waiters."

'Soup's off.'

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

"Welp, where else do you wanna eat?"

"Y a qué de la salade?"