Lunch Hour Adventurer Gifts

Golfing break at the office

'So, THIS, Hopkins, is what you do on your lunch hours!'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"A table in Siberia, please."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'Your bill sir.'

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiters attention."

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

'Anchovies.'

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

"Y a qué de la salade?"

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"I leave you now in the expert hands of our wine waiters."

"Welp, where else do you wanna eat?"

'Mushy peas? And would you like your cod and chips likewise, sir?

"Catch of the day. We got lucky."