Lunchtime Adventurer Gifts

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.

'This certainly beats lunch at the desk.'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"Lunchward ho!"

Sandwich filing.

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

' Well..She did it to me again.'

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."

I think he's just gone for an early lunch break.

Signs your breakfast is trying to kill you.

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe

'Did you know that cereal is the only thing with a prize in it?!'

Curry for Breakfast.

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

"That's generous of Mike to offer, but there's really no good reason for your lunch breaks to require a designated driver."

'He's out to lunch...but he won't be long, nobody took him.'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

Restaurant: 'Out to Lunch'.

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

"Let's eat lunch in the park and play 'Guess that Stranger's Tax Bracket.'"

'You know you said you 'fancied fish for supper,' you might want to think again!'

'O.K. you've made your point - take an extra 1/2 hour for lunch.'

I've noticed the tone of your letters always change after lunch.