Lunchtime Warrior Gifts

SWAT Team.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

Boy defends his last fry.

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

For the Love of Peanut Butter

Boy at Computer.

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

Knights of the Coffee Table

'Your mother ever try to slip spinach into your sandwiches?'

I've noticed the tone of your letters always change after lunch.

Centurion with an empty plate.

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

'I'm going to have to call you back, I have a full plate right now.'

Lunch

"Are you ready to pound down some breakfast?"

Ivan's lunch hour would be an extended one.

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'

'Mr. Walsh, it's not a hostile takeover. It's only your lunch!'

"Gary, are you taking a lunch break already?"

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.

"Look what we can achieve when we put our differences aside and make some tough choices...LUNCH!"

'This certainly beats lunch at the desk.'

All Snack Foods 1/2 off. Every time I try to fight temptation, temptation fights dirty!

'No thanks. Last time I had one of your tiny sandwiches I bit my finger.'

Golfing break at the office

'Since you're up...How about running out for more beer?'

'I'll see your tuna salad, and raise you two cheese and tomato on rye.'

"Ever since lunch today, I've been thinking about lunch tomorrow."