Lunchtime Worker Gifts

Boy at Computer.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

Lunch Meet

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

"Nothing for me, thanks."

Too many beers at lunch?

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

Literary Lunch

Sign on door: Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

I've noticed the tone of your letters always change after lunch.

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

Ivan's lunch hour would be an extended one.

Lunch

"What the- This is goulash Where's my guts-n-gravy Somebody must've grabbed my lunchbox again,"

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

'Mr. Walsh, it's not a hostile takeover. It's only your lunch!'

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'

Lunch Break

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

"I'll trade you one note of loving maternal encouragement for a bag of corn chips."

"Psst... You could always buy another lunch at lunchtime."

"Look what we can achieve when we put our differences aside and make some tough choices...LUNCH!"

'So THIS, Hartwelder, is how YOU spend your lunch hours?!'

"When I said I didn't mind you having lunch at your desk, I was thinking of a light snack."

'No thanks. Last time I had one of your tiny sandwiches I bit my finger.'

Office Lunch Menu - Bite of sandwich, sip of drink.