Lunchroom Supervisor Gifts

Lunch Meet

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Expense account or regular?"

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

"Did you read this report? The average member of staff takes 19 minutes for lunch!"

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'A sandwich?'

Boy at Computer.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'

STRIP Hambone: Wafer thin new computers

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

Market research dept: '67% out to lunch.'

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

City Diner - Out to lunch.

"Conference Call"