Lunch Lover Gifts

The facilitator from hell.

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

'According to all our tests, your immune system is 'out to lunch'.'

Market research dept: '67% out to lunch.'

'You had lunch with Phil today?'

'A sandwich?'

"We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type."

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

'What I particularly like about this baby is this little drawer where I can keep my lunch.'

"Hey! I didn't see anybody's name on it!"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"I hear the school paper gave the cafeteria 5 stars!"

Two Teeth Talking, "Hi! We must get together and do lunch some time."

"Conference Call"

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

'I'm not going out for lunch. I packed one today.'

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

'Today is the day that 'Black Bean Couscous' kicks 'Classic Macaroni Salad' butt.'

'Mother?'

'Oh, that is the businessman's lunch, sir -- 'lean and mean.''

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'

...I'd like a word about these office snacks.

We've solved every issue at this economic summit except who pays for lunch.

STRIP Hambone: Wafer thin new computers

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'

'Why didn't you ring me? I could have got a bite at the Red Lion!'

"Tia Carmen, we're hungry. Can you fix us something?"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Sandwiches

"Do you have a bankrupt businessman's lunch?"

"Expense account or regular?"

"Lunch break."

End of World Time Out