Lunch Fanatic Gifts

No personal food trays.

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Expense account or regular?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'Mother?'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

Lunch Meet

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

"I brought my lunch."

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

The Office Dinosaur in: Lord of the Lunches

'A sandwich?'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"Lunch!"

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.