Breakfast Fanatic Gifts

"I'd like the Continental breakfast."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Counting ribs

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

Non-Power Breakfast

Full English Breakfast.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'So this is goodbye then!'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

All-Day Breakfast

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"Number 2. Step forward please."