Breakfast Fanatic Gifts

"I'd like the Continental breakfast."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Counting ribs

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Now here's a place I like!'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Full English Breakfast.

Toast: the high energy food

Non-Power Breakfast

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

All-Day Breakfast