Breakfast Aficionados Gifts

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Piggy Bank

"But first. . . our National Anthem. . ."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Full English Breakfast.

Toast: the high energy food

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Great coffee, Carole."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Cereal Tasting.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'How would you like your toast?'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."