Breakfast Aficionado Gifts

'Welcome aboard, Peterson. I understand we're going to be working together!'

'Tomorrow morning I would like breakfast in bed.'

Munch Master.

Rococo breakfast cereal.

'I change the cereal I eat every 2 years. Today is the official 'switchover'.' - 'June '07 to June '09 was bran flakes. June '09 to June '11 will be muesli.' - 'I used to change every three years but I lost some of the spontaneity doing it that way.'

'One piece of toast or two?'

"It's what you asked for. Orange juice with pulp."

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

'Your horoscope says you're going to have a nasty accident today.'

'Of course, if your father was any kind of provider, we'd be eating fresh salmon for breakfast!'

'I think I'm getting subliminal messages from my Rice Krispies!'

Easter Venn Diagram

"Hi honey, how'd the mammogram go?"

Somewhere on the Coast of Somalia...

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

'I'm sorry dear, there's no more porridge left: That awful Goldilocks ate our last packet yesterday...'

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

'Future for our kids? What future? The farmer has bacon and eggs for breakfast...'

When Chooks Fall on Hard Times

Breakfast time at the home of Peter Cottontail.

Cafe society / Nescafe society.

Toast baseball.

'You still have breakfast and lunch on your dinner menu.'

Breakfast in 2023

"Wow! It's the face of Elvis on my toast!"

Sausages

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

"Step away form the bedroom door Rex! I don't care if they went to bed late, it's time for my breakfast and they have to get up!"

"Are you still back there, Herbert?"

Bed and Breakfast. "Which one will it be?"

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"I know what it is, Mrs. Rosales. . . my mother sometimes puts synonym on my toast!"

Morning Routine