Breakfast Connoisseur Gifts

'Following the referendum defeat, your breakfast will remain continental.'

'How's the egg?'

Everything and nothing bagel.

You're late!

Para-Toast.

'Politicos - Low in Moral Fiber'

'It's about to hatch... go boil some water.'

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

"Mr. Crane is running behind schedule. Please make yourself a waffle and have a seat."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Selling lemon latt�

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

German Expressionist Breakfast

'These are job perks.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"At this office no two days are different."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

Allegro con molto espresso

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'Now here's a place I like!'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."