Fast Food Connoisseur Gifts

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Big Burgers.

'Pizza and beer? Probably not the best prep for the g-force simulator.'

'If you quit now, you'll never work in this town's fast food industry again!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"We won!"

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Fast Food Menu Selections

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"