Fast Food Enthusiasts Gifts

'Our wellness special is the regular double cheeseburger, with only half the fires.'

'Not only is this tasty and satisfying, it contains your minimum daily requirement of food additives.'

Let's Punish Our Diplomatic Partners by Inviting to Talk to us in Crappy Venues

ROOMTEMP BURGER

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

Fast-food shop closed for lunch.

'A pink slip? Do I get fries with this?'

"I did my training in a motorway restaurant."

"Tell me again. Is this just a fast food burger or an iconic fast food burger."

Fast food

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

View to the Future

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"We won!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."