Fast Food Aficionado Gifts

'The 'Humungo Meal' comes with your choice of 2 sides...heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes or obesity.'

'Is it me or is it a bad idea to eat at a place that prints CPR instructions on their placemats?'

'Well done son. You've put on another inch since last week.'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Overzealous health inspectors.

'Clearly my client would be slim, healthy and attractive if MacBurger had adequately warned him of the dangers of eating every scrap of food in their restaurant.'

'Sir, the drive-thru colonoscopy center is next door - but good for you for having it done.'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

' ... and a side order of statins.'

Burger chef measuring a man's mouth for size.

Bad For You: A Restaurant

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Teenage Angst.

Fat food.

'What have you got?'

Evolving quickly.

Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

Fastburger - would you like lies with that

The parting of the pizza

Natural Selection vending machine.

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'Has it ever ocurred to you that I just might like a jumbo burger, fries and a shake?'

Surge pricing at the burger place.

The Diabetes Special

"Of course it's raw, I'm not a magician!"

'Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...'

'I want you to slow down, and that includes fast food.'

'Poodle or Chihuahua?'

"My gut tells me that we need some more tests..."

'I got this one free with a happy meal.'

Man admiring painting of fast food.