Fast Food Fan Gifts

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

T-shirt - I love burgers etc...

Cook Book for Guys.

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

'Hangin' around McDonald's again, aren't you?'

Good foods - Bad foods.

Aunt Dotty always enjoyed her meals on wheels.

'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."

"I feel ill Mum. I think it's the pesticides in the vegetables...have to eat burgers and pizzas."

"Extra pickles on your burger doesn't mean you're eating a plant-based diet."

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

'That's two happy meals, a shake, and four years of college down the drain.'

'Did anyone order a pizza?'

Venus Fly trap buying hot dog

'Triple burger with fries, would you like the complimentary angiogram with that?'

'PIZZA!'

Santa gets hungry and gooes through the drive-thru at the fast food takeaway.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'The chicks can't sleep...have you been telling them Colonel Sanders horror stories again?'

'The two-pounds-burger menu includes chips, a large drink and an arteriosclerosis treatment.'

'I used to be a vegetarian. THat's why I wear this vegetable patch.'

'One large cup of coffee, no cream, no sugar, and one oat bagel, plain, for ol' Comet here.'

Sandwich Bar.

"Please order by number."

Do you want your passbook with or without fries?

(Retired) Jockeying for position.

Chip wagon oil change.

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Here, you're either great or finger lickin' good."

'The Pizza delivery guy is here. Do you want me to send him in now, or shall I make him wait thirty minutes so you get it for free?'

'I'll just have a cholesterol test and a dozen headache pills to go.'

'My doctor told me I needed to curb my appetite.'

"You want flies with that?"