Fast Food Enthusiast Gifts

Vending machines. Junk food. Robotic surgery.

McOlson's Lutefiskburgers

"You'll have to back out. We don't have a drive-through."

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

'Do I want FRIES with that You tryin' to be funny, bub'

'Do you want a fright with that?'

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

'This guy is not a full-bird colonel!'

"Do you want fries with that?"

"What can I say? I like fast food."

"My problem with fasting is I hate to do it on an empty stomach."

"Sometimes I wish to God they'd never moved next door!"

'Play your cards right Kiddo, in 20 years you too can become Boogie Burger management material!'

"Have you heard about our new healthy veggie burger?" "Dreamy! Now - how many pounds of beef can you put in one bun?"

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

'That's the third wrong number today ordering pizza. Mrs. Beatton, put in a pizza department - we deliver!'

"By 'take more exercise' I didn't mean 'walking to the takeaway'!"

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

Eat 'n' Pay 'n' Get Out Restaurant

Fast food for human and pet.

'Snails?'

"Please refer to our 'multi-burger with 4 cheeses' by its proper name and not the 'the triple heart bypass special'!"

Animation Studios Commissary. If Spongebob Squarepants keeps eating like that, he'll be called "Spongecake Stretchpants" soon.

"Hey! I do my exercises! Look, I can lift one pound with each hand!"

"Wait a minute...I'll serve you."

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

Pizza-Matic

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Missing Old Haunts

The Ne'er-do-well at the In-n-Out

"Congratulations as you start your first day with us, and the beginning of a new . . . ah. . . career."

"While you're waiting, could I interest you in a hamburger?"

An eagle feeds its chicks fries

"It's a good deal. You're getting twenty more teaspoons of sugar for a quarter."