Fast Food Lovers Gifts

Giant hot dogs.

'Take out' Venn Diagram

'Whatever you do, get across that road ... and bring me back some Chinese.'

Mc Golfers Drive-Thru,

'...Sir, can you please repeat you order. I can't understand.'

Fat man in car to fat friend: 'Alright mate, fancy a lift to the gym?'

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

'Hello, Pappa John's. I'll take 2 large pepperoni pizzas. Hey honey, do we want them to hold the health insurance?'

Kids calling from back of SUV

'Do you want flies with that?'

Flying Sauce Drive Thru

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

View to the Future

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"We won!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Menu Dating

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'Is this still America?'