"I sprinkle each bun with a little chia seed...you know...nature's super food."
Fast Food Lover Who Tries Gifts
Looking for a gift for a fast food lover who enjoys trying new flavors and munching on their favorites? Our collection features playful and witty products that celebrate their passion for all things quick, tasty, and fun. Whether they’re passionate about burgers, fries, or tacos, these gifts will make their mealtime merrier and more memorable.
Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
Fast food. Even faster food
"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"
View to the Future
Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.
'What clan do you belong to?'
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
"We won!"
'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'
Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.
'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'
'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'
"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."
Menu Dating
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."
"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.
Fast Food Menu Selections
'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'
"Robin, lay off the KFC."
Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.
'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'
"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."
'Forget worms. Think fast food.'
"Dare I ask for mustard?"
'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'
"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"
43AD: Romans invade Britain.
"You're next on my bucket list."
'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'
'Can I have flies with that'
Fast Food Lover Who Tries Gifts Collection
Fast Food Lover Who Tries Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring fast food-themed humor and designs—perfect for their morning coffee or late-night snacks.
Fast Food Lover Who Tries Pillows
Discover playful pillows that highlight their passion for quick bites, adding a touch of humor and personality to any living space.
Fast Food Lover Who Tries Prints
Decorate their walls with prints that celebrate their fast food enthusiasm—think fun, quirky, and full of flavor.
Fast Food Lover Who Tries T-Shirts
Find fun and witty T-shirts that showcase their love for fast food—comfortable, casual, and full of flavor.