Fast Food Fans Gifts

"Both parents work. Neither likes to cook."

'Oh he's a clown alright, but I wouldn't laugh about Ronald McDonald!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Never, Ever...expect a fast food restaurant to be fast.'

MacDonald's Closes in Russia

Resolutions: Avoid Stuff that's bad for you. . Stop lyring to yourself about making resolutions.

The riders of the apocalypse - "The two Super macs and jumbo fries are for Faimine, love."

Fast Food Sacrifice

'Ralph Johnson's worked at charburger for far less time than you, and already he's Fries Captain.'

Seagulls on the South Beach diet

'Don't worry. I didn't charge you for the extra soda.'

"I can grant you any wish you desire except for making sure the ice cream machine always works at McDonald's."

'Do you want flies with that?'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

Fat man catching a flying burger near a 'Fast Food' sign

Mandolin Players At Dinner

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"We won!"

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."