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Vending machines. Junk food. Robotic surgery.

McOlson's Lutefiskburgers

"You'll have to back out. We don't have a drive-through."

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

'Do I want FRIES with that You tryin' to be funny, bub'

'Do you want a fright with that?'

"Do you want fries with that?"

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

Eat 'n' Pay 'n' Get Out Restaurant

"Sometimes I wish to God they'd never moved next door!"

"What can I say? I like fast food."

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

"By 'take more exercise' I didn't mean 'walking to the takeaway'!"

'Play your cards right Kiddo, in 20 years you too can become Boogie Burger management material!'

'That's the third wrong number today ordering pizza. Mrs. Beatton, put in a pizza department - we deliver!'

"Have you heard about our new healthy veggie burger?" "Dreamy! Now - how many pounds of beef can you put in one bun?"

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

"My problem with fasting is I hate to do it on an empty stomach."

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."

"See? It never hurts to ask."

"It's a good deal. You're getting twenty more teaspoons of sugar for a quarter."

An eagle feeds its chicks fries

"While you're waiting, could I interest you in a hamburger?"

"I'm sorry but that giant 'M' our front does not stand for mice."

Trump Operation

The Ne'er-do-well at the In-n-Out

Missing Old Haunts

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Pizza-Matic

Menu Dating

View to the Future

Unsuspecting fry at burger meadows

Drive-Thru Fondue

"Wait a minute...I'll serve you."

"Hey! I do my exercises! Look, I can lift one pound with each hand!"