Fast Food Fanatic T-Shirts

'OK, that's two triple bacon double cheese burgers with extra mayo. Would you like a will with that?'

'...And six pickled eggs please.'

"I eat cheap greasy food so I can save for my cardiologist bills in the future."

"You are what you eat!"

Psycho Burger

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'll have a monsterburger with cheese and giant fries..oh! and a diet cola, I've got to watch my weight.'

'Our delivery time was 45 minutes. But thanks to new technology, it's now 45 seconds.'

'How's the sponsorship deal going?'

'Donny and I are taking a year off to volunteer for the Pizza Corps.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

The Empire State Building and a Side of Fries

'Pizzas for eight.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Ignorance and Bliss

'Yes, yes! Fries, too! Hurry!!'

"I think it's part of a chain"

'Darn it! -- We're not in anybody's delivery area!'

'Why me?!?'

'What, no onion rings?'

'I eat plenty of fast food, but I just seem to be getting slower and slower!'

'Large, double sausage, extra cheese?? Sorry, but with a pie like that we need a note from your HMO.'

The brief period between the invention of the hot dog and the bun was a messy one.

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

"We won!"

The Sponsored Skier

'Maybe you should slow down.'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'Who's next'

'I don't think this mosquito repellent is working.'

'That'll be 10 bucks please.'

Out to lunch/supper/breakfast.

"For the last time kid, we are the golden larches. You cannot have french fries!"

Fast Food Ordering Confusion

Satan Fast Food