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'Would you like your arteries clogged here or to go?'

'If he's good, let him have a - I'll spell it - K ... F ... C ...'

Two Flies Discussing What to Eat

'I'm quit buying Trevor the kiddie meal - he'd play with the food and eat the toy.'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Don't you love fast food'

'Place your order by speaking into the mike...or I could move closer.'

Pink Slime Burger

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

Discussion Today: The Joys of Obesity.

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

Junk food telly.

Rejected fast food promotions.

Mother bird bringing young in nest a worm, young bird wants a burger.

'I understand they're in the fast food business.'

"Yes, this perfume does make you smell scrumptious, but. . ."

Portions of a thin and fat man.

"They got kicked off paradise because they couldn't resist a stupid apple?! Ridiculous! I mean, if it was for a double cheeseburger with fries and ice cream..."

"Dammit! The fries are soggy again!"

"I can't heeear you!"

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

Hunting Dog

"Why can you have junk food and I can't? I guarantee my cholesterol is lower than yours."

Mcdonalds changes beef patty recipe but denies Jamie Oliver revelations were the reason.

Treadmills at fast food restaurants

Man finds a rat in his hamburger

"Hm... Texas just executed the Hamburglar."

"I told you if you fed the sea gulls they'd never leave us alone."

Young man, what have I told you about texting during family dinnertime?

I think dad's hungry. White Castle.

Jumping Jack's Fast Food. Run N Eat! Fries. I'm all for multitasking, but this food and fitness truck is a bad idea!

"Greetings, earthling. We used a complex algorithm to make sure we appeared to humankind in a form you would respect and trust."

'I'll have a brain - can you Einstein it?'

Unspeakable weight machine